1. WARM-UP: What is Patrick's middle name?
O'Furniture
Flamez
Robert
I-Had-a-Beer
2. Patrick was born in:
Butte
Billings
Great
Falls
-ebriated
3.
Nine:
What is
the number of waffle irons we expect to receive?
What is
the loneliest number?
What
is the number of cars and trucks Pat has owned?
What
is the time the reception will get over?
What
is the number of surgeries Pat has had?
4. All of
Pat's old cars smoked, but which one actually caught on fire?
'74 Volkswagen
Bug
'78
Mercury Bobcat
'79 Ford
Pinto
'88
Dodge Ram
5. The farthest east Pat has even been is:
New
York City, NY
Orlando, FL
Dallas,
TX
Denver,
CO
6. Pat went to college on a scholarship. What was it for?
Academics
Art
Football
Track
& Field
7. Pat has done all the following things to Jen except:
Drop
boiling hot tea on her lap!
Smack
her in the head with an ice scraper!
Get her
lost in the mountains!
Cut her
wrist open so bad she needed stitches!
8. Which is a job
title Patrick has actually had?
Package Handler
Meat Packer
Sausage Inspector
Crack
Repairman
9. Pat has kissed this many women since he's been
dating Jen:
One
Two
Three
Four
10. Do NOT tell his grandparents, but Pat has this many tattoos:
1
2
3
4
11. Pat is a good kid. He's only been to jail once! It was
for:
Drunk
in Public
Open
Container
Indecent Exposure
All of
the above at the same time!
12. Finish this true sentence: As Pat was walking from his truck
to work
one morning, someone tried to...
Sell him stolen gold watches!
Run him over with their car!
Solicit
him sex for $20!
Urinate on him from a fourth floor window!
